he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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