I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
so explain again why im purple
no
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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