he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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