Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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