I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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