Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
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