Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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