I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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