It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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