I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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