Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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