You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
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you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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