Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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