cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I party with great urgency now.
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