i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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