I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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