we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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