i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
You pole danced in your parka.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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