Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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