Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
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