That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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