I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
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