maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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