His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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