People with herpes should wear stickers.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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