I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
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