The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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