You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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