My hair reeks of homosexuality.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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