i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
How does one acquire holy water?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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