belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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