we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
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