so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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