Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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