He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
That accounts for only three of the penises
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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