whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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