It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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