Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
True strength comes from lack of pants
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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