Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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