Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Randomize
