please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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