You surviving the open bar?
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Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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