At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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