I'd wear matching sweaters with you
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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