question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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