Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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