I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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