Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
i am craving dick and cupcakes
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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