Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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