U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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