i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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