I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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