ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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