I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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