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I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
We had to coat check the pizza.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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